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Something changed
in your 40s. Your
doctor said you're fine.
You're not.

The brain fog, the mood swings, the 3am spiral -- they follow a hormone pattern your doctor's single blood test was never designed to show you. InnerBloom finds your pattern. Then it tells you what to do about it.

500 founding member spots. This is one of them.

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28 hormone test strips delivered to your door.

Six FSH strips, fourteen LH strips, and eight PdG strips -- timed to the moments your hormones reveal the clearest pattern.

No device required. No subscription. One kit, two full cycles, everything included.

You test at home on specific days. Takes about sixty seconds.

In the InnerBloom app, you log your results alongside your symptoms -- so over 60 days, a pattern begins to appear.

Not just hormone data. Context.

At Day 60, the pattern becomes visible.

What your hormones were doing. When your symptoms peaked. Why the 3am wake-ups keep returning.

You receive a support recommendation built around the hormone pattern your body actually showed over those 60 days.

For the first time, you are not guessing.

The Reality

You have been here for years.
And you have been doing it alone.

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Up to a decade of your life spent confused, dismissed, and guessing.
Perimenopause can last 4 to 10 years before menopause. Most women receive no warning it is coming.
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4 in 10 women leave their doctor's office with the wrong answer.
Nearly 40% of women seeking care for perimenopause symptoms report being misdiagnosed. Anxiety. Depression. Stress. Not hormones.
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Half of women going through this are doing it entirely alone.
Only 49% of women in perimenopause have spoken to a health professional about their symptoms.
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Your career. Your relationships. Your sense of who you are. All of it affected.
4 in 10 women report perimenopause symptoms interfered with their work performance every single week.

Sources: Biote National Survey 2025 · joinmidi.com 2026 · AJMC Contributor Report 2026

The Science

Why Three Hormones and
28 Data Points Tell a Story
One Test Never Can

FSH, LH, and PdG fluctuate independently across your cycle. Seeing the full pattern -- not a single snapshot -- is what changes everything. Tap any hormone below to understand what it does.

Your doctor saw one moment. This shows 60 days.

Hormone Pattern -- 60 Days
FSH
LH
PdG
Cycle 1 Cycle 2 FSH LH Window FSH LH Window D1 D10 D16 D28 D60 LH Surge
FSH — Follicle-Stimulating Hormone
Signals your ovaries to prepare an egg

FSH is produced by your pituitary gland and tells your ovaries to prepare a follicle for ovulation. As your ovarian reserve declines during perimenopause, FSH rises -- but not in a straight line. It fluctuates dramatically from cycle to cycle, which is why a single FSH blood test can come back "normal" one month and elevated the next.

Brain fogIrregular cyclesHot flashes
LH — Luteinising Hormone
Triggers ovulation with a sharp surge

LH surges sharply mid-cycle to trigger ovulation. During perimenopause, the timing, duration, and height of this surge becomes unpredictable -- driving the sleep disruption, mood crashes, and energy collapse that follow.

Sleep disruptionMood instabilityEnergy collapse
PdG — Pregnanediol Glucuronide
The urine marker for progesterone

PdG is what progesterone breaks down into, measured in urine. If PdG does not rise enough, the second half of your cycle produces symptoms most commonly misattributed to anxiety, stress, or depression. Four tests across Days 7, 14, 21, and 28 show whether your luteal phase is functioning.

Anxiety3am wakingLow mood
What Changes

From Confused to Clear
to Finally Supported

Confused

You Know Something Is Wrong. Nobody Believes You.

The brain fog, the 3am spiral, the mood that comes from nowhere and doesn't feel like you. You have been told it is stress. You have been told it is age. You have never been given an explanation.

Clear

At Day 60, Your Hormone Pattern Becomes Visible.

FSH, LH, and PdG tracked across 28 specific data points. Not a snapshot. A pattern. The picture your doctor's lab work was never designed to produce.

Supported

Your Pattern Becomes a Specific Support Recommendation.

Not a general perimenopause profile. A recommendation built from what your data actually shows. Because your body keeps changing -- and your support should too.

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500 kits. Founding member pricing closes with Batch 1.

Testing Group

What They're
Saying

I'd been told "everything looks normal" so many times I started wondering if I was just making it up. I brought my InnerBloom results to my doctor and she actually stopped and looked. Like, really looked. That was the first appointment in years I walked out of not feeling crazy.
S.M., 43 — ColoradoTesting group participant
I've probably spent $3,000 on supplements over the last four years. Guessing. Hoping something would work. When I finally saw what my hormones were actually doing across a full cycle -- not just one blood draw -- it was the first time I understood why nothing had worked. The recommendation I got made sense for once.
D.L., 47 — New YorkTesting group participant
Founding Member Waitlist

500 Women Will Find
Their Pattern -- and Know
What to Do About It

Batch 1 is 500 kits. When they are gone, founding member pricing is gone with them -- and it does not come back.

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